Brooksville’s nutrition club · since 2013
Loaded teas & protein shakes in downtown Brooksville.
Downtown Loser Nutrition is a corner shop at 202 S Broad St with a big flavor board, protein waffles, coffee and a free community workout. Come for the tea. Stay because they know your name.
Downtown Loser Nutrition is a nutrition club and tea bar at 202 S Broad St, Brooksville, FL 34601. It serves loaded teas, protein shakes, protein waffles and coffee, open Mon–Fri 6:45 AM–2:30 PM and Sat 8 AM–1 PM. Google rating: 4.8 stars from 155 reviews. Call (352) 777-4994.
The counter board
Four reasons people come back.
No catalog, no checkout. A counter, a board of flavors and people who remember your order.
Loaded teas
Big iced teas in rotating flavors like Skittles, Sangria, Purple Rain and Tsunami.
Protein shakes
Peanut butter cheesecake, Key Lime Pie, Elvis. “Meal replacement” is not a figure of speech.
Waffle Wednesday
A weekly waffle day with a reputation. Plus protein waffles, muffins and brownies.
Free FitCamp
Free open workouts tied to the shop, Monday and Wednesday evenings per member reviews.
First time?
It takes about two minutes.
Walk in and say hi
Reviewers say the first thing they notice is the welcome. A first-timer on Google wrote that the team “gave us the run down of the different protein shakes, teas and combo's.”
Pick a tea, a shake, or both
Not sure? Ask. Another customer wrote, “All you need to do is ask and they're happy to help!” Read the product label before you order if caffeine matters to you.
Stay or take it to go
Indoor seating, a bar area and an outdoor patio. Takeaway, curbside pickup and delivery are listed on our Google profile. Free parking lot on site.
By the numbers
The shop, in numbers.
What people say
Real reviews. Word for word.
Every quote below is copied from a Google review and links back to the full list.
★★★★★“Great drinks, amazing waffles, awesome atmosphere, and even better people.”
★★★★★“From the moment you walk through the door, you’re treated like family.”
★★★★★“There is no other shake shop that compares!”
★★★★★“Unlike your typical protein shake that tastes terrible, their shakes are a delightful exception.”
★★★★★“We love Lee and Celeste! The best healthy shakes and the two most authentic people you'll ever meet.”
★★★★★“Rosco and CoCo, the mascot dogs, are good for a pet and scratch behind the ears.”
Find us
The green corner on Broad & Lemon.
In 2022 the shop moved a few doors down to a bigger corner building and painted it a bright green. The city gave it a beautification award. Out front, the “You are Loved” mural is a stop on Brooksville’s mural walks.
Brooksville, FL 34601
Corner of S Broad St and Lemon Ave
Quick questions
The things people ask first.
Hours, prices, caffeine, the Herbalife question. Straight answers.
What is a loaded tea?
A loaded tea is a cold, flavored, caffeinated energy tea served over ice in a large cup, the signature drink at nutrition clubs. Flavors rotate, so ask what is on the board. Full explainer.
How much does a shake or tea cost?
Prices change with the board, so we do not publish a price list online. Call (352) 777-4994 or ask at the counter. Our Google profile lists a price range of $1–10 per person, as reported by 12 Google users.
Is Downtown Loser an Herbalife shop?
Yes, it is an Herbalife-affiliated shop: we are independent Herbalife distributors and our shakes and teas are prepared with Herbalife Nutrition products. It’s a fair question and we would rather answer it than dodge it. You can order a drink without signing up for anything, and a reviewer on Google described us as “Not the kind of place that pushes things on their customers.” If you are curious about distributor membership, ask; if you are not, nobody should push it. We are not dietitians or medical professionals. More on this.
Do your drinks have caffeine or sugar?
Loaded teas contain caffeine. The amount depends on the recipe, so ask to read the product label before you order, especially if you are sensitive to caffeine, pregnant, nursing, or take medication. Talk to your doctor if you are unsure.
Hungry? We open at 6:45.
202 S Broad St, Brooksville, FL 34601. Mon–Fri 6:45 AM–2:30 PM, Sat 8 AM–1 PM.